W.I.S.E. Remarks

W The Welsh: Pray on their knees—and on their neighbours.

I The Irish: Don't know what they want—but will gladly die trying to get it.

S The Scots: Keep the Sabbath—and anything else they can get their hands
    on.

E The English: Consider themselves a race of self-made men—thereby
    relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility.